These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
WHEN I CAME BACK, HE WAS GONE.
HE WAS ONLY 48!
# EVERY SPERM IS USEFUL. #
THE WHOLE LEG GONE, EH? YES.
I THINK YOU'D BETTER BE SELECTED
TO PLAY FOR THE BOYS' TEAM,
NOW, CARTER.
[ SOLDIERS GROANING ]
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
THIS IS MR. NESBITT
OF HARLOW. NEWTOWN.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
I CAN TACKLE THIS
LOT SINGLE-HANDED!
[ SHOUTS ]
# 'CAUSE THERE'S BUGGER ALL #
# DOWN HERE ON EARTH #
I AGREE! IT'S ACTION THAT COUNTS,
NOT WORDS, AND WE NEED ACTION NOW!

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
ABANDONED IT HERE,
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
TWO PEOPLE HAVE JUST FALLEN
PAST THAT WINDOW!
AMEN, REVEREND. AMEN.
STARK, STIRRING MAD.
THEN YOU SHALL DIE.
HE HAS GIVEN US HIS SHOE.
ARTHUR: LOOK! THERE'S
THE OLD MAN FROM SCENE 24.
HERE'S ONE.
GUARD 2: IT COULD BE CARRIED
BY AN AFRICAN SWALLOW.
Quite OK Comedy
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