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MR. DEATH IS A REAPER.
WOMAN: NO, YOU HADN'T.
KEEP WARM, PLENTY OF REST AND IF
YOU'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL OR ANYTHING,
I'M A POOR MAN. MY SIGHT IS POOR.
MY LEGS ARE OLD AND BENTED.
WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST.
OH, YEAH?
VIVIAN SMITH SMYTHE SMITH.
NOW, NOBODY LIKES
A GOOD LAUGH MORE THAN I DO.
SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BAD.
I MEAN, THE ROADS GO
WITHOUT SAYING, DON'T THEY?
OH, DEAR. YOU MEAN I MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE
UP BEING CRUCIFIED IN THE AFTERNOONS?
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK SHE IS A WITCH?
WELL, AS IT'S SO FUNNY,
- WHY FRANK?
- FRANK'S A NICE NAME.
AH, HELLO, DEAR. DO STAND UP WHEN
MY WIFE ENTERS THE ROOM, CARTER.
# MINE AND MINE. #
GOOD THINKING. WELL, HAVE YOU?
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
HERE, THEY'LL GIVE ME
A FUCKING MEDAL, SIR.
- THAT WAS WILKINS.
- OH, YEAH.
"TIMID, SPINELESS,"
"EASILY DOMINATED"...
ALL: BURN THEM!
SORRY. AND DON'T APOLOGIZE.
BURSTING IN HERE WITH TALES ABOUT
ORIENTAL FORTUNE-TELLERS. OUT!
THE HOLY HAND
GRENADE OF ANTIOCH.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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