These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, COME ON.
THEY'VE GOTTA SAY SOMETHING.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
THANK YOU, SIR, MOST KIND.
I'LL THUMP HIM
IF HE CALLS ME "BIG NOSE" AGAIN!
SPEAK! SPEAK TO US, MASTER!
SPEAK TO US!
- SUPPOSE HE'S GOT A BUNCH.
- SHUT UP.
NOT OF THE THINGS OF THE BODY,
BUT OF THE FACE AND HEAD!
TOBACCONIST'S.
YOU'LL PROBABLY
GET AWAY WITH CRUCIFIXION.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?
[ COUGHING ]
BLOODY PEASANT!
- BECAUSE IT'S MUCH SHORTER, ISN'T IT?
- YES, IT IS.
- I SEE.
- DURING THE DAY, YOU SWITCH IT OFF...
I WASN'T.
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON ABOUT IT.
- PLUMS.
- AND MANGOES IN SYRUP.
CRUCIFIXION PARTY!
MORNING! MORNING!
WELL, YOU'RE DEAD NOW,
SO SHUT UP!
RIGHT, THAT'S YOUR LAST WARNING.
OH, DO PIPE DOWN.
# EVERY SPERM IS GREAT. #
RETURNS TO THOSE
WHOM GOD HAS CHOSEN.
MANUFACTURER OF JOKES.