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# AND PLEASE DON'T #
# STICK THY SERVANTS, LORD. #
SORRY. AND DON'T APOLOGIZE.
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
SERVED IN AN AUTHENTIC MEDIEVAL
ENGLISH DUNGEON ATMOSPHERE.
AND LET'S FACE IT, AS EMPIRES GO,
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
THE WHAT?
YOU'LL BE STONE
DEAD IN A MOMENT.
SIXTEEN. DONE.
I'M AFRAID PERKINS GOT RATHER
BADLY BITTEN DURING THE NIGHT.
BLOODY WEATHER.
YES, WYCLIF, WHAT IS IT?
NO, WE'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF DAYS UP HERE.
BRAVE CONCORDE, YOU SHALL
NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN!
FINE, FINE.
HORDERN, SPADGER AND I
WILL GO FOR THE GUN POST.
WHAT WITH?
- I BEG YOUR PARDON?
- IT'S DIRTY. COULD I GET ANOTHER FORK?
ROSS! GET THE READOUTS!
OH, THAT'S NICE. I'M GLAD THEY'RE GETTING
SOMETHING. THEY HAVE A HELL OF A TIME.
CROWD: NO!
DROMEDARY PRETZELS, ONLY HALF A DINAR.
TUSCANY FRIED BATS...
OF COURSE THEY BROUGHT FORTH JUNIPER
BERRIES, THEY'RE JUNIPER BUSHES.
RELEASE BRIAN!
CATCH. NOW, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE
TO DEAL WITH A BANANA FIEND.