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- I'VE GOT A HAT.
- A HAT?
DO ALL PHILOSOPHERS
HAVE AN "S" IN THEM?
THEY'LL BE MILES AWAY BY NOW.
YES, SIR. COME ON, YOU.
I WISH I'D BEEN A GIRLIE.
[ CHURCH BELL RINGS ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
HELLO. NOW DON'T YOU WORRY.
WE'LL SOON HAVE YOU CURED.
KNEADING THE BUTTOCKS
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
LEARNING THE PIANO?
[ WOMEN PANTING ]
HERBERT. HERBERT.
[ ROARING ]
BATTLED ON UNTIL,
WHOSE BOOTS YOU
ARE NOT WORTHY TO KISS!
NARRATOR: THE MEANING OF
LIFE, PART SEVEN. DEATH.
I WONDER
WHERE THAT FISH HAS GONE.
NAME TWO WAYS OF GETTING THEM
FLOWING, WATSON.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
# YES, BRAVELY HE IS #
# THROWING IN THE SPONGE 4' #
WELL, I'D BETTER DESCRIBE THE ROUTE.
WE START OFF SIMPLY UP KILIMANJARO...
YOU MUST TIE HER DOWN ON
A BED, AND SPANK HER.
DON'T KNOW. I WAS BUSY
TALKING TO BIG NOSE.
WE WERE THINKING OF
TRAINING AS TAXIDERMISTS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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