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CIDER. CHERRIES. GRAVY. MUD.
PROPER FOOD?
LOOK!
[ GRUNTS ]
# IT'S CHRISTMAS #
# IT'S CHRISTMAS IN HEAVEN. #
WE STUMBLED ACROSS IT, ACTUALLY,
AND WONDERED WHAT IT WAS.
# TO HAVE HIS KNEECAPS SPLIT #
# AND HIS BODY BURNED AWAY #
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND NOW, IT'S "WAKING THE NEIGHBOUR".
SIMON'S THERE AT THE FRONT.
I AM INVINCIBLE!
OF COURSE NOT!
YOU ARE ENGLISH-TYPES.
TO BE DISTRACTED FROM SPIRITUAL
MATTERS BY EVERYDAY TRIVIA.
"'THEN LOBBEST THOU THY HOLY
HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH
TWO. THANKS, REG.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
TELL US. LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'LL GRANT YOU THE AQUEDUCT AND SANITATION,
THE TWO THINGS THE ROMANS HAVE DONE.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU AMERICAN.
LET ME GO BACK,
AND FACE THE PERIL.
STEAL INTO SOMEONE'S TENT,
ANAESTHETIZE THEM, TISSUE-TYPE THEM,
IT'S NOT AS N...
[ CROWD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
WHERE DID YOU GET THE COCONUTS?
OH, IT'S THE MEEK.
"BLESSED ARE THE MEEK."