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COME ON, HAGGLE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU 10.
IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
# SCRIBBLE AWAY #
# BUT BALANCE THE BOOKS. #
THE CROWD IS REALLY EXCITED!
WHAT? SORRY, LORETTA.
SHOW US THE MESSIAH!
SHOW US THE MESSIAH!
WOULD YOU NOW?
ABOUT TEN-FOOT LONG,
FIVE-FOOT HIGH...
OR PROFESSION.
[ PEOPLE AGREEING ]
MAN: AND A WAPIST!
THE BEGGAR IS DOWN,
AND THE CROWD REALLY LOVED IT!
ON THE END OF MY COCK,
THE WHAT?
[ FRENCHMEN LAUGHING IN DERISION ]
SPLENDID.
INCIDENTALLY, DO CALL ME TOM.
FRENCH TICKLERS, BLACK
MAMBOS, CROCODILE RIBS...
SEVENTEEN. MY LAST WORD. I WON'T TAKE
A PENNY LESS, OR STRIKE ME DEAD.
IT IS A SHOE! IT IS A SHOE!
IT'S A SANDAL!
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
BY THE WAY, I'VE GOT A BIT OF A DIRTY
FORK. COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER ONE?
WITH YOUR LORDSHIP'S PERMISSION,
I WOULD LIKE TO QUOTE AN EXAMPLE.
I'M AVERTING MY EYES, O LORD.
NARRATOR: PART ONE.
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH.