These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
HE'S A VERY BRAVE MAN.
WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU TREAT
YOUR POOR, OLD MOTHER
HE'S MAKING IT UP AS HE GOES ALONG!
NO, I'M NOT!
DON'T YOU WANT TO HAGGLE?
NO. IN THE FIELD.
"THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE."
AND MAKE OUR WAY
TO THE NORTH WESTERN MAIN DRAIN.
# WHAT'S LIFE ALL ABOUT #
AND THE WHORE OF BABYLON SHALL RIDE
FORTH ON A THREE-HEADED SERPENT,
ALL: KILL! KILL! KILL!
MIDGET! CRAPPER!
YES. NOT BISCUITS.
HOWEVER, A NEIGHBOUR TOLD US
WHERE THEY WERE.
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN.
I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY, GEOFF.
HE ASKS EACH TRAVELLER
FIVE QUESTIONS.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
GUARD 4: NO, THEY'D
HAVE TO HAVE IT ON A LINE.
# WE SING FROM #
# THE DIAPHRAGM A LOT #
WE MUST PAY HOMAGE TO HIM.
YOUR NOSE IS GONNA BE THREE FOOT WIDE
ACROSS YOUR FACE BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED!
BLESSED ART THOU! HOSANNA!
I WOULDN'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT, MADAM.
# EVERY SPERM IS GOOD. #
OH, MY CHRIST! YOU BASTARD.