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[ BRIAN CRIES ]
THE SAUCE IS ONE OF THE CHEF'S
MOST FAMOUS CREATIONS.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL HAVE TWO
WITH POINTS AND A BIG FLAT ONE.
CHEER UP, YOU OLD BUGGER!
COME ON, CONCORDE!
I FIRST HAD THE IDEA, FUNNILY ENOUGH,
WHEN I JOINED THE INDUSTRY IN 1919.
HAS PRESENTED US WITH A POSER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ASSISTANT #2: LOOK OUT! THE
JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT!
STUDENTS: YES, SIR.
HIGHER, SO YOU GET
THE TWO-LEVEL EFFECT
"BERNIE," I SAID, "THEY'LL
NEVER MAKE THEIR MONEY BACK."
AAARGH.
THEY ALL GO TO
SAVING LIVES, MADAM.
AND, "I'M NOT WORTHY."
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
FORGET IT, MAN.
[ WIND HOWLING ]
I SAY...
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
WE THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE YOU.
AND YOU CAN CLAIM IT AS REASONABLE WEAR
AND TEAR UNDER "ALLOWABLE EXPENSES"...
THESE RABBITS HAVE BEEN STAKED TO THE
GROUND SO THEY CAN'T MOVE TOO MUCH...
LOOK AT THEM. BLOODY CATHOLICS.
FILLING THE BLOODY WORLD UP
- NOW GET ON WITH IT.
- CAN I CALL YOU FRANK?
I'VE SAID "IT." I'VE SAID
"IT." I'VE SAID "IT" AGAIN!