These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
YOU SEE A LION,
IS A HUGE SAVAGE BEAST...
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- I'M GAME, SIR.
# LIFE'S A PIECE OF SHIT #
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
MR. AND MRS. WATSON OF HULL...
YOU DON'T VOTE FOR KINGS.
WHAT? YAPPING ON ALL THE TIME.
BUT THE DAYS OF THE KILLER CARS
WERE NUMBERED...
MAN. SORRY. WHAT KNIGHT LIVES
IN THAT CASTLE OVER THERE?
IT'S A LARGE GLANDULAR ORGAN
IN YOUR ABDOMEN.
ET MAIN TENANT, WOULD MONSIEUR
CARE FOR AN APERITIF,
STOP IT!
NEXT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
ALL BETWEEN 16
AND 19 AND A HALF,
[ CLAMOR APPROACHING ]
BOTH CARS PROVIDE 30% PROTECTION.
[ ALL WHISTLING ]
HOLD UP ONE SHOE AND LET THE
OTHER BE UPON OUR FOOT,
COMES HOME ALL FULL
OF GOOD INTENTIONS.
AND YOU, CLEAR OFF!
DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT? ELEVEN?
ALL: HAIL MESSIAH!
CHEER UP, YOU OLD BUGGER!
[ GROANS ] DO YOUR WORST!