These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
WELL, WHAT IS MYRRH ANYWAY?
WELL, I WOULD REMIND YOU THAT
YOU'RE A GUEST IN THIS HOUSE...
NOW HEAR THIS. BLESSED ARE THEY
NO, YOU JUST KEEP HIM
IN HERE, AND MAKE SURE...
IN THE LAND TO
JOIN ME IN CAMELOT.
# IT'S ALL TAX-DEDUCTIBLE #
# WE'RE FAIRLY INCORRUPTIBLE. #
"THE LORD SPAKE, SAYING,"
BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN ALL THAT PAPIST CLAPTRAP,
IT SEEMED A BIT DAFT ME HAVING
TO GUARD HIM WHEN HE'S A GUARD.
I BUILT THIS
KINGDOM UP FROM NOTHING.
# TWELVE MILLION MILES A MINUTE AND #
# THAT'S THE FASTEST SPEED THERE IS. #
BUT OF COURSE.
AVEC DES OEUFS FRITES.
VOCATIVE PLURAL OF ANUS IS...?
YOU ARE THE KEEPERS
OF THE HOLY GRAIL?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
THEY COULDN'T BRING
A COCONUT, ANYWAY.
GREAT!
- YES, I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO, SIR.
- JOLLY GOOD.
AND READY AGAIN, AND OFF AGAIN!
STOP HIM! ERIC!
NEXT.
OH, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
FRANCIS: NOW, DON'T JOSTLE
THE CHOSEN ONE! PLEASE!
YOU'LL BE STONE
DEAD IN A MOMENT.