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MORE WITCHES!
MR. NESBITT,
WILL YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?
YES. SORRY.
JIMMY BLANKENSOFT, ARTHUR WILSON.
ARTHUR WILSON, JIMMY BLANKENSOFT.
I DIDN'T BRING YOU HERE!
YOU JUST FOLLOWED ME!
OH?
ACTUALLY... YES?
[ BELL RINGING ]
# IS THERE HEAVEN AND HELL. #
SO, MRS. TEAL, SEND US $15
BY RETURN OF POST, PLEASE...
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING THEM?
NOTHING, I...
# EVERY SPERM IS SACRED. #
LOOK, YOU'RE A BUSY MAN...
STOP!
NOTHING WILL COME FROM NOTHING,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
I'M AFRAID OUR LIFE MUST SEEM VERY
DULL AND QUIET, COMPARED TO YOURS.
THE LAST WORDS OF
OLFIN BEDWERE OF RHEGED
RIGHT. I WARNED YOU.
BLOODY PEASANT!
WE'RE GONNA KIDNAP PILATE'S WIFE,
TAKE HER BACK, ISSUE DEMANDS.
- THERE IS ONLY ME, SIR.
- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN,
SETTLE DOWN.
IT'S A BIT OF A DIFFICULT JUMP.
WE DON'T NEED THOSE.
[ STAMMERING ] JUST TO PASS
THROUGH, GOOD SIR KNIGHT.