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THEY SHALL FIND CONSOLATION.
[ COUGHING ]
# A MAN CALLED BRIAN #
WHAT? WE ARE THREE WISE MEN.
YOU WERE IN GREAT PERIL.
I DON'T THINK I WAS.
FROM ALL OF US,
SORRY ABOUT THE BLOOD, SIR.
RIGHT. WHAT?
BUT I DON'T WANT TO THINK
I'VE LOST A SON, SO MUCH AS
WELL, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU WAS
THINKING OF DOING AFTER THAT.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, THEN?
NOTHING, TAKE IT.
BLAME THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
YOU WOULD NOT BE SO UNGALLANT
AS TO REFUSE OUR HOSPITALITY.
# QUITE ENOUGH. #
OH, REALLY?
[ CREAKING ]
OH, WELL,
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
GOOD EVENING. WOULD YOU CARE
FOR SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT?
BUT I CAN SEE IT.
TO ME IT'S LIKE A BOULDER...
"HARRY, I WANT YOU
TO SELL ME A CONDOM."
"NO SENSE OF HUMOUR",
"TEDIOUS COMPANY"...
NARRATOR: PART ONE.
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH.
GO TO THE BACK. OH, DEAR.
# SITTING ROUND #
# WITH REALLY NOTHING TO SAY. #
I THINK...