These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
OH, WELL. ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE.
OH, COME ON.
THEY'VE GOTTA SAY SOMETHING.
LISTEN, I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU NOW.
IT SAYS, "IN THE EVENT OF DEATH."
# AND IMPERSONATE CLARK GABLE #
# IT'S A BUSY LIFE IN CAMELOT #
GUARD: GET OUT THERE. GET OUT.
VICTIM: IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE.
MUST BE THAT HOLE IN
THE BLOODY MOSQUITO NET.
JUST YOU...
BUT HIS INFORMATION LED TO THE ARREST
AND TRIAL OF THE REAL CULPRIT.
THERE'S LOVE IN THAT CAKE, THIS MAN'S
LOVE AND THIS MAN'S CARE AND...
[ NARRATOR READING ]
STWIKE HIM, CENTURION,
VERY ROUGHLY.
WHAT?
OH, WACKO.
DRAMATICALLY.
IN ACTION, IT WAS DEADLY.
WELL...
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HIM!
YOU SEE THAT?
IN A FEW MOMENTS NOW,
HE WILL BE KILLED,
# LIFE'S A LAUGH AND DEATH'S A JOKE #
# IT'S TRUE #
WHEREIN, CARVED IN MYSTIC RUNES,
UPON THE VERY LIVING ROCK,
MAN 1: IRRIGATION. MEDICINE?
HE'S GETTING BETTER!
GUARD: IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN
AIR-SPEED VELOCITY,