These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
STOP!
WHILE THE WIFE MAXIMIZES HER CLITORAL
STIMULATION BY THE SHAFT OF THE PENIS,
BEDEVERE: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
THIS TIME, YES,
A REALLY FAST START!
I FART IN YOUR
GENERAL DIRECTION.
GET A BLANKET OVER THAT ONE.
# JUST REMEMBER THAT #
# THE LAST LAUGH IS ON YOU #
ONLY THE TRUE MESSIAH
DENIES HIS DIVINITY.
APPARENTLY, YOUR MOTHER
DIED THIS MORNING.
NOT THE STREETS.
THE FOREIGN NATIONALS.
- OH, WHAT A LOVELY LITTLE...
- STOP IT! STOP RIGHT THERE!
- I CUT DOWN TREES, I WEAR HIGH HEELS.
- HE CUTS DOWN TREES.
NOPE.
AND HERE'S THE ADDRESS
TO SEND IT TO:
IT MAY BECOME SO CROSS
THAT IT WILL MAKE A MISTAKE.
YOU HAVE NOW
RENDERED HIM HELPLESS!
WELL, HOW 'BOUT
THE DUNGEON ROOM?
THAT PARROT IS DEFINITELY DECEASED,
AND WHEN I BOUGHT IT A HALF HOUR AGO...
THIS DEMONSTRATES
THE VALUE OF NOT BEING SEEN.
HELLO!
I DON'T WANT TO
TALK TO YOU NO MORE,
# WHEN YOU'RE FEELING #
# IN THE DUMPS #
AH. WE HAVE NO WOGER!
MORNING, AINSWORTH.
MORNING, PAKENHAM.