These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
WE'RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS,
YOU KNOW?
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH THEM ALL, ANYWAY?
# ON THE DUSTY GROUND. #
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE
STEELERS-BEARS GAME SATURDAY,
THEY HAVE TO SHOOT THEMSELVES
TO BECOME UPPER CLASS TWIT OF THE YEAR.
WHAT A STRANGE PERSON.
CHEER UP, YOU OLD BUGGER!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE'S BEEN SACKED.
# JUST REMEMBER THAT #
# THE LAST LAUGH IS ON YOU #
I THINK IT WAS,
"BLESSED ARE THE CHEESE MAKERS."
# ALWAYS LOOK #
# ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE #
- THAT WAS WILKINS OF FINANCE.
- NO, THAT WAS ROBERTSON.
"'BLOW THINE ENEMIES
TO TINY BITS, IN THY MERCY.'"
CAN I JOIN YOUR GROUP?
NO, PISS OFF.
ALL THIS KILLING, BLOODSHED.
BLOODY GOOD FUN, SIR, ISN'T IT?
YOU, YOU AND YOU,
INTO THE RIGGING.
FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT? BOLLOCKS.
WHAT THEY WANT IS FILTH.
LOOK, YOU'RE A BUSY MAN...
NOT TO STAND UP.
YES, WE WERE. YOU KNOW, WHETHER
DEATH IS REALLY THE END...
WHAT JESUS BLATANTLY FAILS
TO APPRECIATE IS
FORWARD!
YOUR WIFE INTERESTED IN,
UH, PHOTOGRAPHY, EH?
THEN HE, HAVING HIS WAY
WITH ME HE HAD... VOOM!