These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
I AM ARTHUR,
KING OF THE BRITONS.
HE WHO BROUGHT THE BUTTER DISH
TO BALSHAZAR,
I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK.
STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
SHH!
BEREFT OF LIFE.
IT RESTS IN PEACE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX.
[ CROWD APPLAUDS ]
CRUCIFIXION? NO, FREEDOM.
OH. DOES THAT MEAN SALENA
JONES IS A PHILOSOPHER?
[ CASTLE DOOR CLOSES ]
YOUR FATHER ISN'T MR. COHEN.
I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS.
OR WOULD HE PREFER
TO ORDER STRAIGHTAWAY?
# WHAT'S THE POINT #
# OF ALL THIS HOAX. #
# FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW #
OH, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! I'M SORRY.
ALL: MASTER!
HOW MUCH? QUICK. WHAT?
[ MUSIC STARTS PLAYING ]
# HE WAS NOT AFRAID TO DIE #
# O, BRAVE SIR ROBIN #
ET MAIN TENANT, WOULD MONSIEUR
CARE FOR AN APERITIF,
YEAH. NO, WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK I
COULD ONLY MANAGE SIX CRATES TODAY.
WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
NARRATOR: THE WISE SIR BEDEVERE WAS THE
FIRST TO JOIN KING ARTHUR'S KNIGHTS.