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# INTO THE LEDGERS OF HISTORY, #
FOURTEEN? ARE YOU JOKING?
THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO SAY!
OH, BRIAN.
NO, NO, NO.
I OUGHT TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE ALMOST
EVERYONE I NEED FOR THIS EXPEDITION.
WATH IT THOMETHING I THAID?
IF I WENT AROUND
SAYING I WAS AN EMPEROR
"TO WHOEVER FINDS THIS NOTE."
USING THIS DIAGRAM OF A TOOTH
TO REPRESENT ANY SMALL COUNTRY...
# IT CAN BE MANLY IN INSURANCE. #
WELL, THERE'S VERY LITTLE
WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT, SIR.
NO. ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT'S NOT WORTH 20 SHEKELS?
WAIT! PLEASE! I CAN DEFEAT THEM!
THERE'S ONLY 150 OF THEM!
CAN I JUST FINISH, PLEASE?
DEBBIE: MR. DEATH.
JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT!
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE, UH...
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND. YOU'VE BEEN THERE.
UH, BRIAN, CAN I INTRODUCE THE GENTLEMAN
WHO'S LETTING US HAVE THE MOUNTS ON SUNDAY?
- RED AND BLACK?
- YES.
BROUGHT PEACE?
THIS IS A LATE PARROT!
SAY BY INSURANCE OR BANKING.
OH, THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
HAIL CAESAR AND EVERYTHING, SIR.
WAIT FOR IT.
WELL, UM, IF YOU'RE DROPPING
BY AGAIN, DO POP IN.