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AND SO, THE FINAL RESULT:
NO, "OOH,"
IN SURPRISE AND ALARM!
WE WISH TO PRAISE THE INFANT.
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WELL, NO, SIR.
PLEASE DON'T PANIC.
JUST HAND OVER ALL THE MONEY.
WILL YOU ASK YOUR MASTER IF HE
WANTS TO JOIN MY COURT AT CAMELOT?
YES, THEY'RE THE ONES, I'M SURE.
[ GROANING ]
JUST LIE DOWN,
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
THAT'S IT, EVANS. YOU'RE FIRED.
LUCKILY, WE HAVE BEEN PREPARED
FOR THIS EVENTUALITY
RIGHT. OH, IF...
YOU TINY-BRAINED WIPERS
OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BOTTOMS.
MORNING.
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- CANDID PHOTOGRAPHY.
- NO. I'M AFRAID WE DON'T HAVE A CAMERA.
TAKE THIS.
LITTLE BROWN, FURRY CREATURES WITH
SHORT, STUMPY LEGS AND GREAT LONG NOSES.
NO, THEY'RE NOT. THEY DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT THEY HAD TO START WITH THE GUN.
WRITE THAT 100 TIMES.
YES, SIR. THANK YOU. HAIL CAESAR.
WHO ATTACKS YOU ARMED
WITH A PIECE OF FRESH FRUIT.
DO VAGINAL JUICES?
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