These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
IS... IS YOUR WIFE A GOER?
COULD WE HAVE A WINDOW OPEN,
PLEASE, SIR?
HARD TO STARBOARD!
SEE WHAT YOU WANT.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
WAIT TILL BIGGUS DICKUS
HEARS OF THIS.
THAT IS MY PURPOSE.
WELL, I'VE WORKED IN WORSE PLACES,
PHILOSOPHICALLY SPEAKING.
IT'S A BIT BARE IN
HERE TODAY, ISN'T IT?
OLD MAN, WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
I DON'T.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
LANCELOT!
WHAT WOULD YOU
RATHER BE DOING, ATKINSON?
ACCOMPANIED BY HIS
FAVOURITE MINSTRELS.
SHE'S GOT A POINT.
BEHOLD, ARTHUR,
THIS IS THE HOLY GRAIL.
YES, WYCLIF, WHAT IS IT?
THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.
AS MUCH GOLD AS I COULD EAT.
WHEN YOU'RE WALKING HOME TONIGHT
AND SOME GREAT HOMICIDAL MANIAC...
I AM NOT OF THIS WORLD.
THEY'RE ALL I'VE
BLOODY GOT TO EAT.
AND I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD, ON
A PERSONAL NOTE, MY OWN ADMIRATION
# AND PRAY THAT THERE'S INTELLIGENT #
# LIFE SOMEWHERE UP IN SPACE #