These are currently quotes from just the films. More may be added in the future.
GOOD IDEA. WHY NOT?
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU MAY
BE HIDING ONE BRIAN OF NAZARETH,
BRIAN! BRIAN! BRIAN!
- LET'S NOT START WORRYING ABOUT THAT.
- IT'S NICE HERE, ISN'T IT?
I CAN TACKLE THIS
LOT SINGLE-HANDED!
# THE SOUND OF MUSK: TWICE AN HOUR. #
TRACTS OF LAND.
# YOU DON'T HAVE #
# TO BE A SIX-FOOTER. #
THEY BELIEVE HE CAN
GIVE THEM HOPE.
[ SCREAMING ]
YEAH. WITH THE EGGS ON TOP.
DROMEDARY PRETZELS, ONLY HALF A DINAR.
TUSCANY FRIED BATS...
SHE'S CALLED...
WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY THESE DAYS TO
GET THE JADED VIDEO-SATED PUBLIC
THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE, ARTHUR.
ARTHUR.
# THE SUN AND YOU AND ME AND ALL #
# THE STARS THAT WE CAN SEE. #
NEXT.
- WHOLE AND SEGMENTS.
- GREENGAGES, POMEGRANATES.
THAT I, ARTHUR,
WAS TO CARRY EXCALIBUR.
# ARE MOVING #
# AT A MILLION MILES A DAY. #
AND, IF YOU THINK
YOU GOT A NASTY
I'M BRIAN OF NAZARETH. WHAT?
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR, AND THIS
IS NO MORE THAN AN EDUCATED GUESS,