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WHAT IS THE SECRET?
IS IT THE SECRET OF ETERNAL LIFE?
[ MONKEYS SCREECHING ]
# AND SO SAY ALL OF... N' #
# NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY #
# NAY, NAY, NAY, NAY. #
WITH STRIPES, HUGE, RAZOR-SHARP
TEETH, ABOUT 11 -FOOT LONG
YEA, AND PLACED THEY
THE BITS IN LITTLE POTS.
OH. UH...
PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA. OFFICIALS.
SUSPENDERS AND A BRA
I'M AFRAID THEY'RE FACING
THE WRONG WAY AT THE MOMENT...
BY THE LEFT! FORWARD!
BROTHER MAYNARD,
YOU'RE OUR SCHOLAR.
PLENTY OF TIME.
LOTS OF PEOPLE GET RESCUED.
HE'LL BEAT US EASILY.
WE HAVEN'T A CHANCE.
I CAN'T KEEP YOU ALL HERE
ANY LONGER.
A ONCE-PROUD FAMILY FIRM
RECENTLY FALLEN ON HARD TIMES,
AS ORTHODOX CHRISTIANITY
TEACHES.
MICE WHICH I HAVE
PAINSTAKINGLY TRAINED...
I SEE. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
FIND OUT WHO WASHES UP AND GIVE
THEM THEIR CARDS IMMEDIATELY.
AH, HELLO, DEAR. DO STAND UP WHEN
MY WIFE ENTERS THE ROOM, CARTER.
THE PENIS ENTERING THE VAGINA?
APPLES. UH, VERY SMALL ROCKS.
OF MARCHING UP AND DOWN
THE SQUARE A BIT?
[ MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING ]