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# ALL: [ SINGING ] #
# O LORD, PLEASE DON'T BURN US. #
[ GIRL LEAF GASPING ]
DADDY? MUMMY?
I CUT DOWN TREES I EAT MY LUNCH
AND HE GAVE THEM SOME TALENTS...
THIS PARROT IS NO MORE.
IF YOU'RE NOT
GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT,
AND, IF YOU THINK
YOU GOT A NASTY
AND ONE WHICH HITLER
COULDN'T MATCH.
THIS IS YOUR 9:00 ALARM CALL.
BONES OF FULL 50 MEN LIE
STREWN ABOUT ITS LAIR.
GO BACK IN THERE
AND PULL YOUR FINGER OUT.
NOW HERE'S THE MEANING OF LIFE.
COME ON. COME ALONG.
SPREAD ROUND THERE.
"PLEASE, PLEASE COME
AND RESCUE ME."
IN THE UNIVERSE, THERE ARE MANY ENERGY
FIELDS WHICH WE CANNOT NORMALLY PERCEIVE.
NO, MONGO! OH! OH, THE WOUND!
QUITE EXTRAORDINARY!
WHAT? OH, THAT. WAS IT?
NOPE.
[ GROANING ]
KING OF THE BRITONS.
TO LION TAMING BY EASY STAGES...
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN.
I GOT A NOTE.
A TOTALLY IRRATIONAL FEELING OF
DEPRESSION, PND, AS WE DOCTORS CALL IT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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